February 2012
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“You can’t get over a woman until you can no longer picture her boobs. It’s a...”
– Barney Stinson (via hilarion)
Being white
That moment when you realize the smoothie making thing you have is a JUICER and won’t make any smoothies ever and you want a blender that’s $299 but you also want a sofa bed and that’s $399 and you really can’t have both HAHAHAHAHA. Actually you can’t have either so you hate your life.
I’m sure this is what it’s like to be white.
Truthful Wednesday
I’m just… happy lately.
I’m not used to the feeling at all and it’s weird but I like it.
me: let me sleep
brain: lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life
me: okay
